Saturday - Five-Bite Diet, Day 5. Got up to pee and couldn't walk straight. Did all that sushi whack my blood sugar or is this what starving does to you? Supposed to play tennis this morning but Ricardo texted that some evil parents are holding him captive. After four days on the Five-Bite Diet (and one night of sushi) I've only gained three pounds!
Sunday - Five-Bite Diet, Day 6 - World is spinning so bad I almost fell over getting out of bed. There's no way I can walk to the store for eggs. Good thing we have a car.
O.k. Screw this Five-Bite Crap. It's day 6 and according to our cheapo scale I'm either five lbs lighter or 3 lbs heavier. And I can't take this whole 'world spinning' thing anymore. Get out the way, baby. Where's them cookies the neighbor brought?
Tuesday -Keiko called and now I'm gonna try out this weekend to join her tennis team. They're gonna tell me if I'm too lousy to play with them or not. Would it be funny to act really hopeful and then play horribly on purpose? Naah, that would just be mean!
Thursday, Christmas Eve - Buncha peeps coming for Christmas dinner tomorrow. Don't know some of 'em. Hope it's nobody I pissed off...
...to be continued...
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