Saturday, December 5, 2009

Episode 35 - Backsplash

Saturday - Out of coffee beans. Working through the instant stuff we bought two thanksgivings ago camping in Death Valley. The bed, to M, seems to be more interesting than tennis, as I am unable to get her out of it. Should grout the backsplash today. But then again I could do it on Monday.




Monday - Well, the backsplash still has no grout. But the dog food bin is finally adjusted and the handles installed. Doorbell again. 2nd time today. Listen, ya crack-ho, I'm sorry about the dog barking, but I don't care if you're in high school or if you're knocked-up and homeless. I don't want nunna your teabags, candles, crackers, or incense...



Tuesday - And the backsplash is grouted. Take that! Laundry's done, too. Which proves that one can accomplish much when one's computer is debilitated by a virus. CRAP! It oughtta be legal for us to kill people who make such things... to kick 'em really hard in the nuts at the least.



Wednesday - This place is a refrigerator. Geez...us. Apparently the greenhouse effect is happening everywhere except for our house. HELLO... EXCUSE ME... A little global warming here? If you don't mind?



Friday - Pouring. Starting a gig monday for another high-profile client. Had to sign an NDA so I'm unsure if I can mention his name. I hope corn-on-the-cob this soon before my physical isn't a mistake. A disgusting one.


... to be continued...

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