Episode 26 - Dial M For Birthday

Sunday - Today's advice: Do NOT be fooled into thinking that the more expensive wines are of higher quality. At 'Henry's' grand opening I passed over the $1.95 bottle and splurged on the $2.00 stuff and I gotta say, despite the price, that wine really is not good! Shouldn't have bought three bottles, I guess.

Monday - I shall now put into practice my long-held belief that when one finishes installing a pull-out dog-food bin into one's pantry, one has gotta take a shotta tequila. I'd go for more but M may get suspicious upon experiencing my enhanced sense of humor.

Tuesday - Note to Phil: When you offer to buy a friend breakfast at the 'cash only' cafe, you might want to consider bringing, you know, cash so that your friend doesn't end up paying for your breakfast instead.

Ok, then, let's try that again and this time we will not book an all night rodeo scene on the wife's birthday. Good thing they let you cancel. Oh well, I didn't have a cowboy hat to wear anyways.

Wednesday - Dang! It was so fun last year at Oktoberfest watching the MC drink until he fell over but this year our friends want to go on 'Family Day'. What the... ?? Sounds like another way of saying, 'Nobody will be drunk.' Oh well, maybe we can go the following weekend, too.

Thursday - Now that's when you really know you're unemployed: when you wake up on Thursday and realize you haven't showered since Monday! Happy Birthday Baby!! Don'tcha wanna come over here and gitcha summa this?!

... to be continued...