Saturday - The Good: In tennis class my partner and I became doubles champions. The Bad: Every shot counted, and it seemed our opponents had never played before. The Ugly: The city delivered a tree to replace the one that fell over. Now I gotta dig a hole in 80 degree heat. Should be nothing for a champion tennis player.
Sunday - The category: Idiots and Electricity for $200. The Answer: About five years. The question: How long can you run the garage off of an extension cord before it deteriorates, starts sparking, and scares the crap out of your wife?
Thursday - M is updating her resume. I'm sorry for laughing, baby, but whaddaya expect when you ask, 'What adjective should you use when you want to say you're an 'excellent' communicator?'
Friday - Do our friends live in shady neighborhoods or are the cosmos just playing tricks on us? A couple years back Jim discovered he lived a few houses away from the lady who 'found' a finger in her Wendy's chili, and just today Phil discovered that the 'Balloon Boy' family used to live two doors down.
... to be continued...
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