Saturday - Tennis class at 7:30AM where Roddy demonstrated his artistic side by painting the court with last night's dinner. Dude! There's ivy just outside the fence. That's what it's for. You didn't learn that from drinking in high school?
Monday - I love watching the Olympics on tv. And Gabey, if, by chance, you told your teachers you were sick at home, you shouldn't have been standing in front of the camera at the cross-country finish line. You're soooo busted!
Tuesday - Tennis. It's aaaall fun and games, isn't it? Until someone puts his tooth right through his lip on his own racket. Crap. Seven stitches. That's gonna leave a mark. Can you say, 'Clutz'? I can.
Wednesday - I don't know who's got who's head up who's @$$ over there at NBC. First they let Letterman go to CBS and they give Leno the Tonight Show. Next, in a flash of brilliance, they move Leno to 10PM and then move him back to 11:30. And now their crowning achievement: broadcasting Curling all frikkin' day long. Listen... Morons... I'm here on the couch... I got a tooth perforating my face... I got nothing to do but watch Olympics... and you give me CURLING?... For EIGHT GODDAMNED HOURS?... CURLING???...
Thursday - Well, of course, the one day that Kelly Slater shows up at the shop to play with his wave machine is the one day I stayed home after remodeling my face... to watch CURLING. Timing... it is my specialty.
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