Saturday - Fun Point To Ponder #1) What's more disgusting than a neighbor's dog who eats poop? That same dog licking your hand which you will then use to adjust your glasses, which places your hand in front of your nose and, well, one can imagine the outcome from that point.
Sunday - M and I played doubles against Ricardo and Lydia. Started talking smack when we were up 4-2 but then they opened up a fresh can of whoop-ass and we lost 7-5. Sure, it's disgusting when your neighbor's dog eats poop, but it's downright embarrassing when you have to eat shit yourself.
Wednesday - M's sick so I made dinner for her. That should ensure her desire to cook tomorrow.
Friday - After shopping for Noriko's B'day gift, M found glitter in the bedroom and immediately accused me of hiring a stripper while she was in Japan. Then she noticed that the bag with Noriko's gift had the exact same glitter so she knew I wasn't serious when I told her, 'Yes I did hire a stripper, but you have nothing to worry about... because it was a male stripper.'
So there.
... to be continued...
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