Yeah, baby! M is up and the windows are installed. Waiting for the neighbor's dog to start barking so we can make a sound test.
Monday - Frank Sinatra said, 'You only live once, but if you live like me, once is enough.' I say, 'Once is not enough if you didn't get a chance to sample Michiyo's Sake Chicken.' Baby, how do you do it?
Tuesday - There's a book called, 'All I Ever Really Needed To Know I Learned In Kindergarten'. Yeah... Well, maybe I missed that day but I don't remember my kindergarten teacher ever saying anything about not drinking coffee in the morning after pounding a Jalapeno Six-Dollar Burger the night before. Wheeew... Do NOT go in there!
Wednesday - Unemployment does have it's merits. For one, it allows amateur scientists to conduct experiments like 'How many days can a guy go without a shower before his wife threatens to call the authorities?' It also allows a guy to fix the dishwasher, which was chewed on by a rat causing the water to dump onto the floor three times before we realized it. That's weird... Why is the dish soap not dissolving?
Friday - Tonight I discovered a new hobby... call it... a Reason To Live... It's called Friday Night Football and it's got everything a guy could want in a sport: running, blocking, passing, hard hitting, wedge picking hot chicks playing football in their underwear. Welcome to the Lingerie Football League! And congratulations to the Dallas Desire, for a decisive win over the Denver Dream, who really took a spanking. Yeah, baby! Gentlemen, start your DVR's.
... to be continued...
It's not Sake Chicken. It's Chicken Breast Cutlet with Aonori.
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