Saturday, September 19, 2009

Episode 24 - Friday Night Sights

Sunday - Aaah, coffee, the anti-nose-hair. It's expecting a lot but if I can get M up before it gets hot we could get the windows replaced. Maybe if I slooowly increase the volume on the football game...

Yeah, baby! M is up and the windows are installed. Waiting for the neighbor's dog to start barking so we can make a sound test.



Monday - Frank Sinatra said, 'You only live once, but if you live like me, once is enough.' I say, 'Once is not enough if you didn't get a chance to sample Michiyo's Sake Chicken.' Baby, how do you do it?


Tuesday - There's a book called, 'All I Ever Really Needed To Know I Learned In Kindergarten'. Yeah... Well, maybe I missed that day but I don't remember my kindergarten teacher ever saying anything about not drinking coffee in the morning after pounding a Jalapeno Six-Dollar Burger the night before. Wheeew... Do NOT go in there!




Wednesday - Unemployment does have it's merits. For one, it allows amateur scientists to conduct experiments like 'How many days can a guy go without a shower before his wife threatens to call the authorities?' It also allows a guy to fix the dishwasher, which was chewed on by a rat causing the water to dump onto the floor three times before we realized it. That's weird... Why is the dish soap not dissolving?


Friday - Tonight I discovered a new hobby... call it... a Reason To Live... It's called Friday Night Football and it's got everything a guy could want in a sport: running, blocking, passing, hard hitting, wedge picking hot chicks playing football in their underwear. Welcome to the Lingerie Football League! And congratulations to the Dallas Desire, for a decisive win over the Denver Dream, who really took a spanking. Yeah, baby! Gentlemen, start your DVR's.


... to be continued...

2 comments:

  1. It's not Sake Chicken. It's Chicken Breast Cutlet with Aonori.

    M

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